Boast

I am, the lovely luminous Linda

My mother makes mouthwatering meals

My father flaunts my fortes

Long lived in lavish Louisiana

Friends flock over my fine fibers

Stroking splendidly, separating each lock

Serviced by my superb tooth-wand¹

Master of my makeup

I radiate rampantly across the room

Winning spelling bees without worry

Words surely spelled through a sound-handle²

Problem solving prolonged proofs

Evaluating everyone without effort

Having skin smooth like silk

While people befriend the beastly blemish

I will diagnose many medusa-mountains³

Graciously giving people glowing skin

Bestowed with beauty and brains

Remembered for remarkable records

Exceeding everyone’s high expectations

People learn of the lovely luminous Linda

Kennings

1. hairbrush
2. microphone
3. pimples